Saturday, 27 February 2016

The Exams

Exams are something that are around to haunt everybody's childhood.From the pre-exam madness of screaming,head racking,mental destroying preparations to post exam stress,we all hate it.Not one child on this planet loves this.Maybe a handful but not anybody I know.

The very fact our entire future is based off a stupid alphabet is ridiculous. I'm not a really smart student myself,but I know even the smarter ones hate exams

Why can't we be judged based off what we do throughout the year and not just what we write on a paper in an hourish period.

Don't get me started on some of my exams,a more than 3 hour long History paper?Why....

"Finally I agree with you salty bastard"
Thank you voices in my head,we finally butt heads for once.

I hate the exams,my parents literally go bezerk during the exam period.Damn Asian attitude...The slightest bit of me smiling during that period will mean I get a good round of scolding for wasting my time...
Why are you so cruel??

Well the source comes from eeducation.Some twot decided that exams were necessary to see how smart we are.Well,that person is cruel.I hate you,I wish you were never born.
:)

Friday, 26 February 2016

Christmas Day,That one day we expect a red fat man to come down a chimney

"Dear Santa,
Please give me a shiny red new toy car.I have been a really good boy
this year.
-Little Timmy"

Oh quiet down...What's with this one day?Sure it's the 'spirit of giving' and the presents,the family,all that cheer.....Hey,I am no Grinch nor Scrooge.I love Christmas and all but at the same time I don't.

Happiness,joy all that mushy stuff.Feels like a less formal Valentines Day.I thrive off sadness and misery of others.Happiness is evil.Pure evil

"Don't attack poor Santa"
You had to ask.Oh,Red Man who comes down our chimneys,defying all logic and somehow exits the same way he got in.The man is illogical children of the world.Don't hate me for it.I'm using logic here.

"Don't be a Grinch"
Not a Grinch voices....A Salty Human simply...

Mental Health

Why am I even making 2 posts in a day?Because I was told too by somebody *wink*

Mental Health...the one thing that 'states how sane you are' or something like that.I'm gonna do zero research on this one because it's simple really.People's mental health can't compare to mine,it jumps from sane to insane at any second

Why?BECAUSE REASONS!

Why do we need a scale to tell us how sane we are?We can clearly tell how sane we are by ourselves.You hear that sanity scale?Puss off.I hate you.The scale is utterly useless and makes us think we are 'Insane'.Well maybe we are but that scale will ruin our lives one day

"Why are you assaulting a poor scale?It has nothing to do with this!"

I'm not assaulting a scale.My Mental health is fine thank you very much.
Don't call any hospitals,doctors or anything.
Chill.I am fine

"You sure salty punk?"
I am,voices in my head...
"How sure"
Go away...

Thursday, 25 February 2016

Valentines Day

                                       

Hey there!Did not see you click my blog here.So I have to do this for my school assignments and what better way to kick off this blog than my thoughts on Valentines Day
Valentines Day,the day where everyone becomes extra mushy,lovey and sometimes unbearable. Don't take me for being a salty bastard but...is this day necessary?
I know that it's that one day in the year where you can 'express' your love to that one special person in your life.But really,we have 364 other days in the year to express our love and we choose this one certain day to act extra creepy?
Why can't we all accept the fact that we have 365 days to do this.
"You sir are one salty bastard"
Thanks.I hear that alot
So in conclusion,we don't need Valentines day to show how much we love someone and whatnot
Well....nothing else but BYE

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