Christmas Day,That one day we expect a red fat man to come down a chimney

"Dear Santa,
Please give me a shiny red new toy car.I have been a really good boy
this year.
-Little Timmy"

Oh quiet down...What's with this one day?Sure it's the 'spirit of giving' and the presents,the family,all that cheer.....Hey,I am no Grinch nor Scrooge.I love Christmas and all but at the same time I don't.

Happiness,joy all that mushy stuff.Feels like a less formal Valentines Day.I thrive off sadness and misery of others.Happiness is evil.Pure evil

"Don't attack poor Santa"
You had to ask.Oh,Red Man who comes down our chimneys,defying all logic and somehow exits the same way he got in.The man is illogical children of the world.Don't hate me for it.I'm using logic here.

"Don't be a Grinch"
Not a Grinch voices....A Salty Human simply...